Day 8

We are now into the 8th day of the Supreme Court’s finding that there is a right to same-sex marriage. So far:

  • No civil war.

  • Western civilization is staggering right along, just like always.

  • No financial collapse.

  • No wrathful supernatural beings with swords of flame scything-down great masses of sinful humanity.

  • No foaming-at-the-mouth bears galloping up and down the street, downing screaming children in a single gulp.

  • No meteor strikes.

  • No hurricanes.

  • I have not been accosted by mobs demanding that I have sex with a rabid German Shepherd. Not even once.

As a matter of fact, the only noticeable change in the quality of my life is that there seems to be no escaping deranged evangelicals who believe all those things are imminent.

J.D. Hall, for instance, and Kevin De Young (who seems to believe he can reason believers out of using the escape hatch that Matthew Vines has provided them and, by the way, I-I-I-C-K). They’ll get over it. Someday. Soon, I hope.

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