Just so’s you know, a bunch of armed, homegrown whackjobs are headed to the border to backup the thousands of American troops sent there to defend the Good Ol’ U.S. of A. against a looming invasion of hungry peasants.
Gun-carrying civilian groups and border vigilantes have heard a call to arms in President Trump’s warnings about threats to American security posed by caravans of Central American migrants moving through Mexico. They’re packing coolers and tents, oiling rifles and tuning up aerial drones, with plans to form caravans of their own and trail American troops to the border.
“We’ll observe and report, and offer aid in any way we can,” said Shannon McGauley, a bail bondsman in the Dallas suburbs who is president of the Texas Minutemen.
It is a statistical certainty that, in a country of roughly 320-million, there are going to be some really stupid people. Surely there is some lawful way we can exploit the fact that, now, we know who thy are?