“And Christians’ ideas and concepts of reality must be held captive by the scriptures,” said Miller.
It’s a satirical news feature by Tom Rich — published the day Dawn and I left town, so I missed it then — but Poe’s Law-ish, and it nails fundy epistemology. I seriously doubt there’s a Southern Baptist in the entire universe who would find anything objectionable about that quote; they probably wouldn’t even ‘get’ why it’s funny.