IN AMERICA WE DON'T WORSHIP GOVERNMENT – WE WORSHIP GOD!🎥https://t.co/jIejSgVnnA
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 26, 2017
That sound you hear is either millions of evangelicals writing with orgiastic joy, or Thomas Jefferson crawling out of his grave to beat The Donald into a stupor and break all his fingers.