Now that America is Great Again, nobody will be surprised to learn that some things are changing.
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We are commanded by The Donald to say “Merry Christmas.” “Happy Holidays” and “Season’s Greetings” are out.
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Y’all need to stop telling Li’l Precious that made-up story about a fat man in a red suit who brings toys and start telling children the made-up story about a poor Jew with magical powers who was born in a barn.
I feel badly for the parents caught-up in this nutjob’s “witnessing,” but otherwise I actually like stories like this, just as I liked the story about that crazy lady who spent last summer howling and bellowing in Target stores about transgenders. The Pious are killing Christianity’s degrading narrative faster than facts and reason ever could.