Oh, boy — this is what you get when nutcases are indulged instead of ignored.
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In Colorado, lawmaker Gordon Klingenschmitt and radio host Kevin Swanson instruct the Pious that the recent case in which a woman’s baby was stolen via an ad hoc C-section may have been organized by God in order to graphically demonstrate that abortion is wrong.
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George Zimmerman says God is in control and must have wanted Trayvon Martin to die.
In a video released on Monday by the law firm Ayo and Iken, which represents Zimmerman, the 31-year-old said he has a clear conscience and does not believe things could have turned out differently that day in Sanford, Florida.
“I believe God has his plans, and for me to second-guess them would be hypocritical, almost blasphemous,” he said in the video.
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After tornadoes swept through Oklahoma on Wednesday — killing one, injuring dozens, and the de rigueur demolition of a couple of trailer parks — some pitiful yahoo took the photo at the right and happily pronounced God in control.Curiously, nobody has yet blamed the tornadoes on His dismay at Oklahoma’s efforts to frustrate same-sex marriage by allowing only clergy to perform weddings, or a bill which would require businesses which will not serve gays to make a public announcement of it, though that is at least as reasonable as anything Gordon Klingenschmitt ever said.