Now that the conventions are over, you’re probably asking yourself something like, What else do I need to know to reach an informed decision about how I should cast my vote?
Have you thought about asking The Google Machine — Even more accurate than the Oracle of Delphi! — whether or not Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump is The Antichrist?
Hillary:
Apparently, the devout have suspected for a long time that she might be The Antichrist.
Donald:
It appears that concern that Trump might be The Antichrist has abated of late, probably due to the widespread realization that he’s nothing but another theatrical loudmouth, like comfortable ol’ Pastor Bubba.