Memo from the Propaganda Underground, ctd

There are hard tidings, y’all. That nigra moozlim’s gubmint is about to start using a machine gun to mow down people who pray at high school graduations!

Bakker said that he himself is a victim of anti-Christian oppression and that people should prepare for massive starvation and beheadings.

“We can’t preach the Bible anymore,” Bakker said, warning that violence against Christians is imminent due to “political correctness.”

Bakker said that such anti-Christian brutality is seen in the War on Christmas, praising Donald Trump for his pledge to save Christmas as president. “It’s almost illegal to say ‘Merry Christmas,’” he said.

After guest Rick Wiles, the host of the End Times radio program “Trunews,” urged people to commit civil disobedience in cases where the courts block school-organized prayer, Bakker predicted that Christians will soon be gunned down for praying.

“So what happens if in that graduation most of the parents stand up and recite the Lord’s Prayer?” Wiles asked. “What are they going to do? Is the judge going to come over and arrest you? Let’s get an uprising going.”

Bakker replied: “They would threaten to arrest you, they would threaten to mow you down with a machine gun.”

Jim Bakker’s ‘oppression’ consisted of being sent to prison for accounting fraud. Since he married Tammy Faye voluntarily, I’m not sure whether that counts as oppression or not. I suppose he might count the guilt pangs arising from that unseemly incident with Jessica Hahn, too, if he had any.

No matter. Now that he has been rehabilitated, I guess we can trust him.

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