A Texas man has found a snail fossil in his aunt’s front yard, and the proprietor of a local fossil “museum” has assured the man, without ever actually laying eyes on the fossil, that it pretty much proves the truth of the Genesis tale of Noah’s flood.
Now, the man marvels that he has some of “Noah’s dirt” right there in the front yard, where he can go look at it — Pick it up, even! Noah’s dirt! — any time he wants.
This happened right here in the Good Ol’ U.S. of A., where everybody is guaranteed a free high school education.