Great moments in the history of dumb

Pat Robertson claims that today’s stock market correction happened because He is pissed-off about abortion.

We will pay dearly as a nation for this thing going on. And possibly if we were to stop all this slaughter the judgment of God might be lifted from us. But it’s coming, ladies and gentlemen. We just had a little taste of it in terms of the financial system, but it’s going to be shaken to its core in the next few months, years, or however long it tastes and it will hurt every one of us.

Just so’s you know, the Dow-Jones Industrial Average closed at about 1000 on the day that the Roe v. Wade decision was announced, and today at 15,871. So if we accept Robertson’s logic and accept the DJIA as an indicator of His pleasure or displeasure, I’d have to say Our Invisible Friend and the Supremes are getting along just fine.

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