Michigan’s Southern Baptists, who appear unaware that the Satanic Temple is an elaborate cultural hoax aimed directly at ignorant yahoos like themselves, bravely slog-on after the unveiling of a statue honoring Bathomet.
Michigan Baptists will not waver in their efforts to spread the Gospel throughout their state, even after The Satanic Temple (TST) has unveiled a bronze, 9-foot-tall statue of Baphomet in Detroit, says Tim Patterson, a Baptist leader in the state.
What makes this fun is the revelation that, hell, practically everybody but Southern Baptists are Satan-worshippers.
“Every golden Buddha in your city is a statue to Satan, as well as every Hindu idol,” Barber, senior pastor of First Baptist Church, Farmersville, Texas, wrote. “So, the fact that this statue is dedicated to Satan adds nothing new and only serves to make what God has seen all along obvious to everyone. There are satanic idols all around us.”
I guess now we know where George Bush got the idea that those who aren’t with us are evil.