Tourists to Washington, D.C., may want to skip a stroll past the White House, because Franklin Graham believes it is in serious danger of a MAJOR lightning strike.
A lot has changed in three short years! Just three years ago, the President was on record as holding to the biblical definition of marriage. Now he can’t say enough about his support for the LGBT agenda—and right after the Supreme Court’s decision to legalize same-sex marriage, he had the gall to disgrace the White House by lighting it up with the gay pride rainbow colors to celebrate. This is arrogantly flaunting sinful behavior in the face of Almighty God. My advice? He might want to have some extra lightning rods installed on the roof of the White House.
This puzzles me, frankly. I grant that Franklin Graham is a bona fide Holy Man, and I am merely an abject sink of putrescent wickedness, but, seriously: How is it possible that the Creator Of The Whole Big Universe, He who hurled uncountable billions of stars into orbits thousands of light years from his special garden resting place, can be foiled by a metal rod just a few feet long? Anybody know? Because it seems to me that if He wants to zap one pissant nigra moozlim, He ought to be able to do it anytime He feels like it.
UPDATE: I thought it would be fun to pose that question on Graham’s Facebook posting, just to see how long it lasted, but this is the post I would have been just below:
These people are seriously mentally ill.