The Russians are going to INVADE the Good Ol’ U.S. of A. because we have become a land of sodomites!
“All I can say to the KATB board of directors is you guys will be the first people to see the Russian soldiers moving across the Bering Strait to invade the continental U.S.A. and bring judgment to this country for becoming a land of sodomites,” Wiles said.
What’s to say? These characters have become living, breathing caricatures of some goofball you’d expect to see on The Simpsons. The punch line, of course, is that they sucker even dumber people out of their money.