Quick: Who claims to have special cosmic knowledge which you can use to align your life with the mysterious forces that rule our universe? Psychics? Preachers? None of the above? Both of the above?
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Vice‘s Jackie Hong decided it would be fun to invent a dead sister, then ask psychics to help her get in touch with the never-existed dead sister. Y’all will be comforted to know that, for a fee, the re-connection went just fine.
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A Manhattan psychic fleeced a man who wanted to restore a busted romance for more than $700,000. Imagine his surprise when he learned that the departed girlfriend had departed Big Time.
The man recalled his disappointment upon meeting the new Michelle. “This caused me to start thinking,” he wrote, “that Delmaro wasn’t everything she was purporting to be.”
Golly. Ya think?
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If you buy Pastor John Hagee’s book about the blood moons, you’ll know ahead of your neighbors when it’s time to clean-up your act and get right with Jesus so you don’t miss the Express Bus to eternal bliss.
The correct answer is D, both of the above: Same business, different schtick.