Veteran Kremlinologists are turning their attention closer to home, asking, Where’s Sarah?
Tuesday saw yet another record broken by the Trump White House: the longest run without an official news media briefing.
At 43 days and counting, this information drought supplants the previous record of 42 days without a briefing, set in March — which broke the 41-day record set in January.
At some point, one cannot help but wonder: What is the job of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who holds the title of White House press secretary?
There is speculation afoot that she found documented proof of multiple public lies in the Mueller report embarrassing, but skeptics point out that she is a preacher’s daughter and devout Christian. “Maintaining fictions is what those people are all about,” said one, “I’d expect her to love the challenge.”