Monthly Archives: October 2020

Louisville, Kentucky has recently banned conversion therapy, and y’all will probably not be surprised to learn that Albert the Pious is unhappy about it. Now, just consider using the word discredited as the only word used to describe this kind … Continue reading →

LIBERATE MICHIGAN! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 17, 2020 What do you know? A pack of misanthropic yahoos in Michigan decided it would be a good idea to kidnap Michigan’s Governor, Gretchen Whitmer. Six men motivated by anti-government views … Continue reading →

Man wanted for pooping in a box, placingit on a shelf at Meijer in Van Buren Township

Every consulting civil engineer has had the experience of sitting in a meeting with a developer and suddenly realizing, “This clown has started believing his own bullshit.” Continue reading →

We have the greatest country in the world. We’re going back. We’re going back to work. We’re going to be out front. As your leader, I had to do that. I knew there’s danger to it, but I had to … Continue reading →