Civil Commotion

Y’all know, I’m sure, that President Obama is either the Antichrist, or preparing the way for the Antichrist. BUT! Did you know that The Donald has been sent to prepare the way for — get ready — the Second Coming!?

I thought not, but it’s true; a Holy Man says so!

Amedia then told Strang that he believes there is “a skirmish going on” in the “heavenlies” right now that “is the beginnings of the preparation of the way of the coming of the Lord.”

As part of this preparation for the Second Coming, he said, a “breaker anointing” has taken place, giving Trump the power to break up “established norms” that have not served the “Kingdom of God.” (This is a reference to a passage in the Old Testament Book of Micah about the end of days.)

“And this breaker anointing is manifesting in so many different facets on earth today,” he said. “One of them is the political realm, one of them is right here in the United States, and I perceive that Donald Trump has been raised up with that breaker anointing to just begin to crush all of the strangleholds that have been placed upon this country. And, let’s face it, this country influences the world. And the positions that he’s taken, albeit in not quite the personality that you and I would walk out into, is accomplishing in establishing a lot of what were established norms and are established norms that haven’t been very effective at all on serving the principles of the Kingdom of God.”

I guess He really is a Republican.

DON’T you be letting your marriage interfere with the slavish submission that is expected of you.

Go figure: A guy in Colorado was just sentenced to 6-years in prison for behavior all but indistinguishable from that of every Holy Man in Christendom, but in Massachusetts a Wiccan priest who also offered services as a psychic was just sentenced to 2.5-years in prison for distributing heroin on the side.

Richard Watson, 51, of Salem was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in prison Tuesday after pleading guilty to heroin distribution, according to a report by the Salem News.

The Salem News Reports indicates that Watson, who is a well-known Wiccan priest who also works as a psychic in Salem, was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in Salem Superior Court Tuesday. Watson must serve two years of the sentence, with the balance suspended for three years where he will be placed under supervised probation.

Well. It seems that a certain Mr. Adam Marks, of Colorado, relieved a woman of roughly $100,000 in the course of providing psychic guidance to her, and a court there has sentenced him to 6-years in prison.

Self-proclaimed Loveland psychic Adam Marks was sentenced to six years in prison Wednesday, years after a woman told investigators he had conned her out of tens of thousands of dollars.

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At the time, she told investigators he had conned her out of more than $100,000, though he assured the victim that her money was safe and being stored in a cave in Estes Park.

Seriously: Why is this a crime? After all, the pastor who operates the little white church on the corner is in the exact same business.

He, too …

• Claims to have special cosmic knowledge inaccessible to the rest of us,

• Which can be used to align our lives with the Mysterious Forces which rule our universe,

• And expects appropriate financial remuneration.

I know … “That’s just Bob, and he says things like that.” But what’s my error? If Mr. Marks belongs in jail, then so does Pat Robertson.

I am 100% serious: The only reason there are laws against such as Marks is because pastors have more political influence, and are using the statute books to penalize the competition; it’s exactly the same business.

Never forget: Y’all are no damn good, and only by joining the right club, and giving it 10% of your income for the rest of your life, can you avoid spending eternity as trash in a dumpster fire, as you deserve.