Your tax dollars at work, ctd

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Dismal theology-related tweet for the day

Follow the link, and you’ll find this:

Why did David’s affliction result in faithfulness and his prosperity result in sin? We all know. David was desperate for God when Saul (acting as a messenger of Satan, it would be fair to say) afflicted him. This experience even resulted in glorious psalms of worship (like Psalms 18, 54, and 57). But when David was not desperate for God, he was more vulnerable to his self-destructive depravity.

Whatever It Takes, Lord

The same is true of us. When are we most prayerful and faithful? When we keenly feel our desperation for God, like we can’t live without him. And we are most vulnerable to sin when we don’t feel that way.

So far as it goes, this is a humdrum, fairly commonplace observation: People appeal to an Invisible Friend living in the sky when things look hopeless and there is no help in sight.

This is the ‘brokenness’ that nitwit fundies are forever rhapsodizing about, and when he calls that a good state to be in the writer goes w-a-a-a-y too far.

There are people who want to make other people’s life harder for no other reason than to be able afterwards to offer them their recipe for alleviating life (for example their Christianity).

Friedrich Nietzsche
Human, All Too Human, §555

Consider the implications of it. You have a friend — Fred, say — whom you care about deeply. Fred has a career that he likes, a wife that he loves, is content with his life, et cetera, et cetera. Unhappily, Fred is not a pitiful nitwit who believes in talking snakes.

Hadn’t you better (underhandedly would probably be best) screw-up Fred’s life so that, broken, he seeks our Invisible Friend? You know you should!

An awful lot of smiling piety covers no more than subterranean malice, and these pathetic weasels cannot be reasoned-out of their sickness. Stay away.

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You-can’t-make-this-stuff-up deparment

There’s a Holy Man in Missouri who claims to have restored a woman to life by sending her a text message via FaceBook.

“Raised from the Dead! David E. Taylor Commands Her to Live Through Sending a Text Message Through Facebook — Releasing the Supernatural Resurrection Power of God! She Lives!” declared Taylor in an announcement on his Facebook page with a photo of an unidentified elderly woman who appeared to be getting some form of medical treatment.

A message that was sent by the woman’s daughter, according to Taylor, also indicated that not only was she raised from the dead but she was also healed of diabetes.

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The drumbeat: Y’all are no damn good

Honestly, I marvel some days at the degradations that pastors visit upon their flocks. Consider this catalog of insults from Mac Brunson, for example.

The Danger of Human Accomplishment

The church of God has more resources at its disposal than at any time in history. Technology, training, facilities, and connectivity enable us to share, pray, minister, and proclaim the gospel to everyone…everywhere…..at any time. The danger in this progress is that it can lead God’s people to overestimate what they can achieve by their own accomplishments…and minimize the work of God.

This happens in our personal lives, as well.

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  1. Act out of passion rather than Godly principle.

  2. Move in our own time rather than moving in God’s time.

  3. Force a door to open that God has not yet opened.

  4. Operate in our own way and ignore God’s will or plan.

  5. Counsel with self and not with God.

  6. Operate out of a personal agenda and not out of a Godly directive.

  7. Operate from a position of human strength rather than Godly wisdom.

Luckily, the proprietor of your local 501(c)3 is a bona fide expert on what Our Invisible Friend wants of you; there is no need to be an adult and set your own agenda. In fact, that’s a bad thing that’ll probably cost you BIG TIME; the thing to do is get it fixed in your head once for all that you’re no damn good.

And don’t forget to show your gratitude by turning-over 10% of your income for the rest of your life.

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Back in the ol’ hometown, ctd

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