Exorcism via smart phone

So far as I can tell, this is a serious news story.

About 200 aspiring exorcists gathered on Monday for a week-long course in casting out demons – including by cellphone if necessary – amid increased demand for the service among Roman Catholics.

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They call me and we speak and that’s how I do it,” the 89-year-old Simoni told Reuters after his address, explaining how he would read the prayers of exorcism in Latin over the phone just as he would if performing the lengthy rite in person.

Clearly, technology can’t rescue civilization from its idiots.

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Resisting the smear

As practically everybody in the universe must know by now, The Donald and the RNC have launched an aggressive smear campaign against James Comey, anticipating publication tomorrow of his book.

Well … I’m not so impressed by the former FBI Director as I’d like to be, either. But it isn’t at all clear to me that he has done something wrong. Seriously: How many lawmen, do you suppose, have found themselves in the position of simultaneously investigating the two leading presidential candidates, the first a careless, unimaginative hack, and the other an overt, affirmatively corrupt sleaze who might be in cahoots with our country’s enemies?

Comey, it seems clear to me, was in an unprecedented, untenable situation far outside the facts contemplated by conventional ethical guidelines — and the responsibility for that lies chiefly with Donald Trump (who publicly invited his foreign patrons to release Hillary Clinton’s e-mails, remember, and publicly suggested Second Amendment fanatics might want to execute Clinton).

What Comey tried to do is finesse his way through an impossible situation — recall that Mitch McConnell refused President Obama’s pleas for cooperation against the Russian meddling — upholding Justice Department guidelines while deflecting Trump’s relentless “Lock Her Up” chants. That was a reasonable, honorable approach, but foredoomed because he could get no help from either Congress or the Executive branch.

What I wish Comey had done is this: Gone to the American people with the state of the e-mail investigation, which he did, but also his worries about Trump. His half-measures did not end Trump’s demagogy about the e-mails, but he renewed the focus on Clinton and put Trump’s corruption and possible treason on the back-burner.

The only criticism I have of Comey is that, dealt an epically bad hand, he played it poorly and made things worse. Unfortunately, I can’t think of anybody in public life I would trust to do better.

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Your daily dose of crazy

Just so’s y’all know, The Donald is still unhinged.


Why have the Buffoon-in-Chief, and his Republican enablers, devoted so much time and energy to defaming Comey? The question, once asked, answers itself: They know Comey is believable, that The Donald really is an incompetent thug — a mob boss.

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Tweet of the day

We need to stop using the insipid word ‘collusion’ and speak accurately. If this is upheld, we’re talking about treason and people who need to spend the rest of miserable lives cracking rocks at Fort Leavenworth.

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Quote for the day

Trump has spent a lifetime probing the regulations for weaknesses, testing the theory that under sufficient weight any bureaucracy can be broken.

He will not hesitate to apply what he has learned to his present predicament. If America must be damaged for him to escape unscathed, he will take that bargain without batting an eye.

And it is by no means clear that his cowardly Republican accomplices in Congress would do anything to prevent or punish him.

Charles Blow, New York Times

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