{"id":5229,"date":"2016-12-13T05:30:02","date_gmt":"2016-12-13T10:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/?p=5229"},"modified":"2016-12-13T15:27:00","modified_gmt":"2016-12-13T20:27:00","slug":"the-new-protocols","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/?p=5229","title":{"rendered":"The new protocols"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that America is Great Again, nobody will be surprised to learn that some things are changing.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>\n<p>We are commanded by The Donald to say &#8220;Merry Christmas.&#8221;  &#8220;Happy Holidays&#8221; and &#8220;Season&#8217;s Greetings&#8221; are out.<\/p>\n<li>\n<p>Y&#8217;all need to stop telling Li&#8217;l Precious that made-up story about a fat man in a red suit who brings toys and start telling children the made-up story about a poor Jew with magical powers who was born in a barn.<\/ol>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u1xqD9-9RA0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I feel badly for the parents caught-up in this nutjob&#8217;s &#8220;witnessing,&#8221; but otherwise I actually like stories like this, just as I liked the story about that crazy lady who spent last summer howling and bellowing in Target stores about transgenders.  The Pious are killing Christianity&#8217;s degrading narrative faster than facts and reason ever could.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that America is Great Again, nobody will be surprised to learn that some things are changing. We are commanded by The Donald to say &#8220;Merry Christmas.&#8221; &#8220;Happy Holidays&#8221; and &#8220;Season&#8217;s Greetings&#8221; are out. Y&#8217;all need to stop telling Li&#8217;l &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/?p=5229\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5229"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5229"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5233,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5229\/revisions\/5233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}