{"id":1856,"date":"2015-08-11T12:03:23","date_gmt":"2015-08-11T16:03:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/?p=1856"},"modified":"2015-08-11T12:03:23","modified_gmt":"2015-08-11T16:03:23","slug":"wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/?p=1856","title":{"rendered":"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Musical accompaniment:<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/00zglpF-5b4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Turns out that <a href=\"http:\/\/wonkette.com\/592784\/michigan-teabagger-fornicator-also-accused-himself-of-child-molestation-for-jesus\" target=\"_blank\">fomenting conspiracies against himself<\/a> is pretty much a staple of how Todd Courser does business.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>As you might have expected, the twisted stupid saga of Todd Courser, the Michigan state representative who faked a gay-hooker scandal to cover up his genuine heterosex affair with another legislator, state Rep. Cindy Gamrat, and then claimed that he was being blackmailed, has taken another weird turn. A Michigan political blogger says this isn\u2019t Courser\u2019s first attempt at Nixonian ratfucking: Last year, during an extremely close Republican primary for the 82nd state House district, Courser allegedly faked a smear campaign against himself, <SPAN style=\"BACKGROUND-COLOR: #a8f2f5\">claiming that some unknown enemy had distributed fliers accusing him of being a child molester<\/span>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Next up: The church tour, where he pleads the work of demons, begs forgiveness, then is enthusiastically hugged to the bosom of Abraham and elected to Congress.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Musical accompaniment: Turns out that fomenting conspiracies against himself is pretty much a staple of how Todd Courser does business. As you might have expected, the twisted stupid saga of Todd Courser, the Michigan state representative who faked a gay-hooker &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/?p=1856\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1856"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1859,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856\/revisions\/1859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}