{"id":1291,"date":"2015-06-08T13:00:06","date_gmt":"2015-06-08T17:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/?p=1291"},"modified":"2015-06-08T13:00:06","modified_gmt":"2015-06-08T17:00:06","slug":"nudists-cause-earthquake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/?p=1291","title":{"rendered":"Nudists cause earthquake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, some tourists recently got naked at the peak of Mount Kinabalu, so disturbing the mountain gods that they caused <a href=\"http:\/\/rt.com\/news\/265642-malaysia-quake-naked-tourists-blamed\/\" target=\"_blank\">an earthquake<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Five western tourists have been banned from leaving Malaysia for \u201cdisrespecting the spirits\u201d by stripping naked at the peak of sacred Mt. Kinabalu. Local officials have blamed the group for causing Friday\u2019s earthquake, which killed at least 16 people.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well &#8230; I dunno.  Seems to me like a grievous overreaction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, some tourists recently got naked at the peak of Mount Kinabalu, so disturbing the mountain gods that they caused an earthquake. Five western tourists have been banned from leaving Malaysia for \u201cdisrespecting the spirits\u201d by stripping naked at the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/?p=1291\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1292,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions\/1292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bobfelton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}