Build it, and they will come?

An entrepreneur plans to turn my hometown’s dying streets into a … zombie theme park.

Derelict areas of Detroit face being taken over by hordes of ‘flesh and brain-eating zombies’ if an ambitious business plan takes off.

Entrepreneur Mark Siwak wants to create live-action terror theme park ‘Z World’ on Motor City’s run-down and abandoned streets.

Customers would pay to be chased by professional actors and try to seek shelter in ghostly homes, factories and businesses.

Well … I dunno. How are you going to tell the actors from the actual freaks Detroiters flee anyhow?