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John Edwards Verdict Draws Mixed Reactions from O.J. Simpson, God

The verdict of not guilty in the trial of former Presidential candidate John Edwards drew mixed reactions today from a variety of notables, including former football great O.J. Simpson and God.

“Justice has been served,” said Mr. Simpson in a brief statement.

The former Heisman Trophy winner added that he was cheered that almost two decades after his own celebrated trial, “it is still possible for any American with millions of dollars to receive a trial in which his lawyers thoroughly confuse the jury.”

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